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r kelly is crazy...



thumbs down for r kelly and his craziness. what the hell is wrong with him? i've never been a huge fan or anything, but in the past i sort of understood why people liked him. now, i absolutely cannot understand why/how people are still fans of his. the way women react to him is crazy! it's beyond ridiculous that he was found innocent on those child porn charges not to mention that he's just so slimy and nasty towards women. it doesn't seem possible that the ladies would be down for him.
i think he's literally gone insane. trapped in the closet part one was a little bit out there but i was still able to find the humor in it; trapped in the closet part 2 was just uncomfortable to watch. his lack of shame regarding sex also makes me believe he's a bit nutty; his latest album is filled with sexual content. you'd think he'd lay low for a minute and work on creating a better image for himself. any way you look at it r kelly is horrible and is most deserving of his thumbs down status!!

thumbs down...

i have to give a big thumbs down to mariah carey. she's gone totally crazy...again. what is she doing with nick cannon!! i considered including him in my thumbs down, but he's probably having a great time and my issues with mariah run deeper then just nick cannon. for example, what's up with the butterflies? she's still trying to market perfume with a butterfly bottle. i thought we were over butterflies. she seems totally stuck in 2000.

let's discuss her and nick...
why are they married? they look so awkward together! it's like they are having trouble even acting like they "love" each other. well not so much nick, he looks stoked; he's having sex with a woman he's had a crush on since grammar school. mariah on the other hand looks a bit freaked out; like she knows she made the wrong choice and doesn't know how to get out of it.

normally i would be super happy for someone who has lost all that weight she has but she looks super strange and uptight. she looks like she is sucking in her stomach so much that she can barely breathe. she also doesn't seem comfortable with her new skinniness. what's the point of being skinny if you can't work it properly? tiny mini dresses, booty shorts and stripper heels is not working it, she's almost 40!

thumbs up/thumbs down thursday!

it's time for another installment of the fabulous thumbs up thumbs down!! this week they are actually the same thing!

first i have to give a thumbs down to mall/university rent-a-cops using segways as a mode of transportation. it's not as if most of them couldn't use the exercise! also it doesn't feel very safe to have a large man on a segway trying to navigate that thing through throngs of people. do they really get to the "situation" quicker on a segway? hopefully they don't actually need to arrest someone, i don't think you can ride a segway tandem style. i guess i shouldn't judge since i've never ridden one but they don't seem very cop-ish to me.

this brings us to the thumbs up....

these are pictures of the chinese swat team! yes, you read me correctly, the chinese swat team uses segways!! since the chinese don't strike me as the type of people to joke around, i assume these are true. apparently they are training for a possible terriost attack at the olympics! segways go about 12mph, hopefully there's not some type of high speed chase situation. how amazing would it be to see these guys coming at you? i'm not going to lie, they are totally a little scary. they seem way more hard core then that cop in the mall...

thumbs up/thumbs down thursday!

i am sad to announce that i have to give a thumbs down to jeff lewis from bravo's reality show flipping out.  i have really tried to like him but he's just too crazy.  my feelings for jeff are hard to put into words; it's basically a general feeling of violence when i see him.  

i will begin with the obvious; the lips.  are they for real?  i can't be sure but i'm assuming not.  he's very open about the fact he gets regular botox and so i imagine he does the lips as well.  he has a whole host of people working for him but they don't have any work to do.  he's real distrusting that no one is working; but it's like what does he expect they don't have anything to do.  

i will say that the show is entertaining and he is a talented designer; but he's just too much.

xoxo

thumbs up/down....

this is something i started a couple years ago; it's all about giving a thumbs up or thumbs down to any situation. it's pretty fun...


Thumbs Up/Thumbs Down...

to being the oldest person at the Making the Band Tour? i guess i should have assumed that this would be the case; but i thought other 30 something females would love danity kane as much as i do. they are good blend of poppy, promiscuous ladies who can actually sing and dance. their music is over produced but incredibility fun to dance to. they star along side the glorious p. diddy on one of the funnest shows on tv - Making the Band.

boy was i mistaken!

the average age of the crowd was about 17 and they were loud, annoying and they made me feel OLD! the audience style was also horrible - too many bubble minis and low rise jeans for my taste. i will say that people definitely dressed up and tried to look their best, so who am i to judge.

once DK hit the stage, how cared about age! they were just as easy and fun as ever. all in all it was a good time. i was right along side the 17 year old girls jumping up and down singing damaged on the top of my lungs!

so i have to say thumbs down for being the oldest person in the room but thumbs up for fun pop music and a funky ass beat i can dance to!!!